Wednesday Snapshot

NRL: Henry quits as ‘assistant’ coach for QLD. Queenslanders worry at the prospect of head coach Meninga actually doing the coaching.

Storm coach Craig Bellamy believes the clubs move to their new purpose built stadium will solve all their financial problems. Oh, and a $30 million a year grant. The club is striving to be financially viable which is seen from the results of their membership drive. At the present time in January, they have rocketed up to 0 ticketed members.

Union: A French Rugby player suspended for 70 weeks for gouging explains how his next game is not in sight.

V8 Supercars: Tickets are now on sale for the Yas V8 400. No tickets have been bought, but two comments were left, both stating “Where’s Yas?”.

Cricket: Pakistan, self proclaimed as specialising in Twenty20, have had none of their players picked for the worlds biggest Twenty20 tournament.

Dave Warner refuses to bore Sydney crowd in dead T20 rubber by belting a great 20 ball 50 to demolish the minuscule 81 run total set by SA.

Man kicked out of T20 game for trying to catch the attention of and signaling to a friend while holding a taco in his hand. Meanwhile on the other side of the ground a security guard gave a punter, his uniform and badge, the keys to his car, the security keys for the ground and $1000 in return for a KFC Pocketful.